1. Eat enough grass and weeds until I can fertilize the entire backyard all by myself.
2. Out dig those silly gopher tortoises who brag they can dig tunnels 15 feet long. <_<
3. Beat the tortoise speed walking record of 15 feet in 43.5 second.
4. Find a way to get mom to feed me more carrots.
5. Evict the cockroaches making themselves at home in my outdoor enclosure. :angry:
6. Figure out why I didn't get anything I ask for on my Christmas list. :(
7. Gain ten pounds.
8. Find a way into the box turtle enclosure.
9. Get help for my newspaper eating habit.
10. Spend more time with mom.